Mo Hotta, Mo Betta! - You may have heard about Dave's Insanity Sauce and Salsa, consider Dave's Special Reserve - a veritable collector's item weighing in at a cool 93,000 scoville units. In comparison, a regular jalapeno is only about 2,500 scoville units. There are "sauces" out there that can get up over a million. Trust me, 93,000 scoville units will make a grown man cry. One jar of Dave's Insanity Sauce is sufficient for more chilli than your Dad is likely to eat in a lifetime, unless he really likes hot chilli, double chilli-cheeseburgers with extra jalapeno peppers and of course chilli cheese-fries with extra jalapenos and a side order of chilli...and an Ice Cold Coca-Cola. There's more super hot sauce at Mo Hotta, Mo Betta than you'll know what to do with - and with all kinds of great names, like "Scorned Woman", "Lynchburg Tennessee BBQ - Firey Smokin' Hott (86 Proof)" and "Arizona Gunslinger Hot Sauce" - just to name a few. Then, there's the Ass Kicking Pistachios and Dave's Microwave Popcorn. So, if you want to see your father break into tears on Father's Day - this is the place to go. Personally, one of my favorite online stores in the whole world. If it doesn't make you cry, it ain't worth eatin'! - Available in Gift Certificates, too! Caution - see video below - read the warnings on the labels, they are serious.
Casio's G-Shock Watches - I guess you could say this is like the Samsonite of Men's Jewelry. The testing of these watches actually makes the 600 pound gorilla look gentle in comparison. There's the ice test, the underwater test, the drop test, and then there's the vibration test. If those four don't convince you, there's the piston test...and the HAMMER TEST! By golly, it looks like this thing is darn near indestructible! We could probably ship it over to North Korea to see whether it can stand up to their nuclear testing. So, if you're dad goes through cheap watches like underwear, get him a G-Shock Watch - he will probably never wear it, but it will keep him entertained for years!
Machines that Go BING! - Tech, high tech and cool stuff, and lots of it - too much tech stuff to cover so, we'll hand it over to Machines that Go Bing's Blog because that's what Steve does and he was very helpful in recommending the best Twitter application for Blackberries - that being UberTwitter.com. What kind of stuff does he cover? Let's start out with the Mazzer Robur - the MEANEST Espresso Grinder... ever....an Espresso Grinder so powerful it can reduce your coffee beans to dust. Then, there's the Dual Fuel Cocktail Shaker which puts a spin on the old twist and shake. Hard core tech stuff - Machines that Go BING!. While you're at it, make sure to follow him on Twitter at @meteorit.
Angler's Access - A fishing/hunting trip to Lake City, Michigan where you can stop by Angler's Access and meet Denny and Beth. Angler's Access is a "24 hour bait and tackle shop" located in downtown Lake City, Michigan. They provide everything you need - fresh bait, tackle, camping supplies and great conversation. They know what's best locally for lodging, for boat rentals, and everything else. It's summer and a weekend out to Michigan would be a good way to get away for a few days and let Dad relax. Okay, that last part about relaxing - that's not going to happen. But, it's the thought that counts. You can also hook up with them on twitter at @anglersaccess
BulletBlocker's Executive Briefcase - Yes, this is a shameless plug, but it fits perfectly for Dad's who are very protective about everything on their laptop than they are about themselves. Instruct your dad, that the briefcase is for him, too. This is a briefcase that will stop 9mm, .357 and .44 Magnum shells from penetrating and taking out his entire computer... and providing him some protection, too. It's airport friendly and has everything that other briefcases have - and it is bullet proof, too. If James Bond was going to a meeting, this is what Q would give him. And, of course, BulletBlocker has many other great products for men, women and children - bullet proof vests, bullet proof backpacks, and school safety kits, and more. Be prepared wherever you go - because you never know when something tragic will happen, but if something does, you'll have a fighting chance. Get us on Twitter, too at @bulletblocker
Okay - so there's a lot of cool stuff here, but it is easy to get carried away... like with the Hot Peppers. Dave's Insanity Salsa is about the hottest sauce anyone would want to try. It has a warning on the label to not eat it if you have heart or stomach problems. The sauce is made to be diluted, like a few drops for a full vat of chilli. I've had one drop on a chip and my face was red for a good 30 minutes. Dave's Insanity Salsa is more tolerable, but it is very, very hot. That's about 93,000 scovel units - meaning it would take like 93,000 equal parts of water to eliminate all trace of heat. Here's what happens when you try to take it too far, serious stuff. Yes, it starts out funny - but it can get extremely serious, real fast. So, use some common sense. Jalapeno peppers are one thing, a little bit of really hot salsa is another - but after that 100,000 scovel units, you really don't know how it will effect you... or your dad.

















